The Most Realistic Football Game Going…

When you ask people to name a realistic football game then they’ll probably reply Football Manager or Pro Evo, however the most realistic game that Togger have come across is the volley game on Play For Your Club

Whilst this game might not rank highly with the average football fan, the realism is something to marvel at:

Arsenal Get Over Their Recent Blip…

Arsenal appear to have put their recent problems behind them, after all what better way to forget about your striker braking his ankle, being out of the Champions League and out of contention for the league than with a big knees up in a jeep?

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The Torres-Gerrard Love In…

You could be forgiven for thinking that there is some sort of “relationship” between Mr Torres and Mr Gerrard, with the recent media stories really making your heart feel all warm and fuzzy, with headlines such as:

Torres: Gerrard Is Unbelievable – (Liverpool Echo)

Gerrard: It’s Easy Playing With Torres – (BBC Sport)

There was a previous scenario in 2005 between Mr Gerrard and another Spaniard, a certain Mr Alonso which resulted in Stevie planting a big smacker on his lips:

Whilst I’m no fortune teller, forgive me for predicting future devlopments along the lines of:

The Joys of Accurate Journalism…

Hats off to David Harrison in the News of the World today, once again showing that all reporters do actually go to the match they are reporting on and don’t fall asleep during the 90 minutes. In his post match ratings he gives Man of the Match to Andriy Voronin:

Whilst Mr Harrison was drooling over Voronin’s “astute passes”, Liverpool fans were voting for their own Man of the Match on the club’s official website, with Andriy Voronin getting a whopping 25 votes out of 4676:

This works out to be 0.5346% of total votes and once again goes to show that Fleet Street always strive to feed their readers nothing but absolute rubbish.